SBA – Prelude to Domination

Scene from the Superheroine Battle Arena control booth.

Tech 1: “All power systems nominal, bringing up power to containment field.”

Tech 2: “Confirmed.” CLICK “Control to Dr. Sanji, let Nike know that the Arena will be ready for her Sparbot workout in 1 minute.”

Tech 1: “Wait a minute, what’s going on down there?”

Tech 2: “Uh… hey, that looks like they’re getting ready to fight.”

Tech 1: CLICK “Dr. Sanji, we have a situation ringside.”

Sanji: “Could you be less vague?”

Tech 1: “There are some superheroines entering the ring, it looks like a fight is about to start.”

Sanji: “They are not scheduled to… (sigh) Oh, well… get the field up before they start throwing punches and tear the walls down.”

Tech 1: “Doctor, the thing is… there are four of them about to fight…”

Sanji: CRASH STATIC SCRABBLE “Did you say four?? Who??”

Tech 2: “Ninjako, Blackmare, Siren and Emerald.”

Sanji: “What?? I’m not even 100% sure the field can handle a fight between two super heavyweights and now Emerald is in there with three other superheroines?”

Tech 1: “I’m activating the field now, Dr. Sanji. But we have a lot of people in the stands and reporters here for Nike’s training session. What do we do?”

Sanji: “Evacuate! Get all the people out of the building and away from the parking structures. I’ll be in the reactor core trying to regulate the power grid!”

 

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